- My mom:
my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Asketh - Anonymous
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material