October 4th, 2014

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via symbioticlifeform)

lancehuntcr:

Ok let’s figure this out folks. Why did I wake up to my dog spooning my head??? #SomethingSeriouslyWrongHere #ScaredToMove #WhyIsHisSituationNearMyEar #HeWasDedinitlyTheAggressor #OrMaybeHeJustThoughtMyHeadWasCold #Dog #Puppy #HelpMe

lancehuntcr:

Ok let’s figure this out folks. Why did I wake up to my dog spooning my head??? #SomethingSeriouslyWrongHere #ScaredToMove #WhyIsHisSituationNearMyEar #HeWasDedinitlyTheAggressor #OrMaybeHeJustThoughtMyHeadWasCold #Dog #Puppy #HelpMe

(via starkening)

Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X

(Source: steven-gerrard, via starkening)

  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

A Parent’s Worst Fear.

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

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Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

(Source: geeksandgaymers, via hiddleswiggles)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

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kumagawa:

accidentally stepping on your pet’s foot

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inthebeatleslife:

saidthebeatles:

Interviewer:  What’s the rudest question you’ve been asked in Australia?Ringo:  The rudest was, someone said to me ‘How are you doing, John?’

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD

inthebeatleslife:

saidthebeatles:

Interviewer:  What’s the rudest question you’ve been asked in Australia?

Ringo:  The rudest was, someone said to me ‘How are you doing, John?’

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD

(via mccartmey)

gotmehiddlestoned:

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

This was me in my AP English class last year

(via starkening)

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via marbleaide)